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New in Theatres · September 9, 2011

This week there are three new movies in the theatres! Please go see something other than “The Help”!!!

CONTAGION
“Nothing Spreads Like Fear”

Directing:   Steven Soderbergh
Writing:   Scott Z. Burns
Starring:   Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Winslet, Bryan Cranston

If you want to kick off the cold and flu season with a cinematic celebration of a lethal pandemic rapidly sweeping the globe; then you’re in luck!

Price of Admission will get you about two hours of A-List Hollywood actors running around without make-up trying to pass for average ol’ ugly folks, wide-scale panic and the inevitable total breakdown of society. Fun Times!

Running Time · 105 min
Rated · PG-13

WARRIOR
“Family Is Worth Fighting For”

Directing:   Gavin O’Connor
Writing:   Gavin O’Connor, Anthony Tambakis, Cliff Dorfman
Starring:   Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison

The flurry of fall movies trying to catch the attention of the Academy wouldn’t be complete without one of these inspirational underdog sports stories. Remember The Fighter from last year? What about The Wrestler from a couple of years back?? Well, this year all that touching heart-to-heart dialogue about the importance of family takes place inside a caged octagon!

Price of admission will get the answer to whom the toughest man on the planet is! The War Hero or the Physics Teacher!? …Who will it be!?

Running Time · 140 min
Rated · PG-13

BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR
“There Are No Small Actors. Just Small Parts”

Directing:   Tom Brady
Writing:   Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Nick Swardson
Starring:   Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, Stephen Dorff

Buck-toothed dimwit decides to go to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune in the adult film industry after he learns his parents are former porn stars.

Price of admission will get you an hour and a half of uninspired ‘tiny penis’ and ‘ugly people are stupid and gross!’ jokes.

Running Time · 96 min
Rated · R

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  1. I think I will skip going to the theatre this weekend! hahaha

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