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New in Theatres · November 04, 2011

Apparently, it’s Comedy Weekend at the box office this weekend!! Loveable stoners Harold and Kumar are back! So is Eddie Murphy, though we don’t suspect too many people care. Channing Tatum also contributes a laughably-bad cop drama to the mix.

A VERY HAROLD & KUMAR 3D CHRISTMAS
“Christmas Comes Prematurely.” 


Directing
:  Todd Strauss-Schulson

Writing: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Starring: Kal Penn, John Cho, Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumar have taken a bit of a break from their bromance in the six years from the Guantanemo Bay debacle. But Kumar just can’t quit Harold and shows up bearing mysterious gifts, but it doesn’t take long before disaster strikes again. Kumar accidentally torches Harold’s father-in-law’s beloved Christmas tree! Thus begins an outrageous and over-the-top adventure to find the perfect replacement.

Price of Admission will get you a ridiculous and excessive holiday spectacular that is SO not fun for the whole family! Leave those kids at home and experience all the insanity … IN 3D!!!

Running Time · 90 min
Genre · Comedy
Rated · R

TOWER HEIST
“It’s not just a robbery. It’s payback.”


Directing
: Brett Ratner
Writing: Ted Griffin, Jeff Nathanson (screenplay), Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, Ted Griffin (story)
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller, Casey Affleck, Matthew Broderick, Téa Leoni, Michael Peña, Gabourey Sidibe

A bunch of hard-working average Joe’s discover they have been victims of a Ponzi scheme and decide to rob the penthouse residence of the wealthy businessman responsible. Yup, good ol’ fashioned ‘Robin Hood’ style justice.

Price of Admission will get you another crappy Eddie Murphy movie that not even Ben Stiller and Friends can save.

Running Time · 104 min
Genre · Action / Comedy / Crime
Rated · PG-13

THE SON OF NO ONE
“Serve. Protect. Lie.”


Directing
: Dito Montiel
Writing: Dito Montiel
Starring: Channing Tatum, Al Pacino, Juliette Binoche, Tracy Morgan, Katie Holmes, Ray Liotta

When mysterious letters regarding a couple of unsolved murders from the 1980s start appearing at a police precinct, a rookie cop’s old secrets jeopardize both his career and his family.

Price of Admission will get you a gritty cop drama with the plot from ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ starring a large number of Andrea’s most hated actors.

Running Time · 90 min
Genre · Action / Crime / Thriller
Rated · R

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About surlygurls

We’re two SurlyGurls brought together by a love of all things awesome and an equal hate of all things which are an affront to awesomeness everywhere.

Posted on November 4, 2011, in MOVIES & FILMS, PREMIERES, WEEKEND PREVIEW and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I usually try to avoid any movie that has Katie Holmes in it…or Eddie Murphy.

  2. There’s always someone out there who makes you wish that there was a way to make people pay to have an opinion:/

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