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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – DAY 8

Under the Tree Treasures · For Her

YOUR VOICE KNITTED SWEATER

Let your lady wear your love on her sleeve...and the rest of her sweater

There are a lot of people out there who love to hear their own voice, well, now they can wear it too! Or they can make their loved ones wear it. In knitted binary code.

While everyone in the world tells their lady they love her with Hallmark‘s best festive puns, you can tell her with this fashionable, German-made sweater. It’s real simple: Pick your size, pick your colours, record your message and let the crafty people at Trikoton perform their magic.

If expressing emotions – even in knitted binary – is a scary, sweat-inducing idea for you, go the easy way and send in your girl’s favourite song. Either way, this is a sweater that no one else will own!

Trikoton.com – Your Voice Knitted Sweater – (€160.00)

Under the Tree Treasures · For Him

EXOTIC MEAT OF THE MONTH CLUB

Why limit your diet to boring old cows, pigs and chickens!? Eat a bear!!!

Does your man’s nerdiness extend into his dietary habits? Is he constantly looking for something out of the ordinary and exciting to satisfy his ‘meat tooth’? And in this day and age, why should he have to suffer through the same old rotation of chicken, beef and pork!
That’s right! He shouldn’t.

Add some excitement to his mealtime with a subscription to the “Exotic Meat of the Month Club”! This 12-Month Membership delivers delicious and unusual animal pieces directly to his front door!

I can think of no better way to kick off the Year of the Apocalypse than a feast of domesticated South American camelid.

Here is the breakdown of species that could be making an appearance in his digestive system through out the year:

Month

Exotic Meat of The Month Club

January

32 oz. Alpaca Meat

February

32 oz. Alligator Meat

March

32 oz. Beaver Meat

April

2 (8 oz.) Python Meat

May

32 oz. Kangaroo Meat

June

32 oz. Turtle Meat

July

32 oz. Antelope Meat

August

32 oz. Venison Meat

September

32 oz. Elk Steaks

October

32 oz. Bear Meat

November

32 oz. Raccoon Meat

December

2 Wild Boar Tenderloins

Exotic Meat of the month club members receive 4 servings of Exotic Meats along with a descriptive brochure and recipe, on a monthly basis.

ExoticMeatMarket.com – 12-Month Meat of the Month Club subscription ($839.99)

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About surlygurls

We’re two SurlyGurls brought together by a love of all things awesome and an equal hate of all things which are an affront to awesomeness everywhere.

Posted on December 8, 2011, in ANNUAL EVENTS, AWESOME, CULINARY ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT, FASHION, GIFT IDEAS and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Both of these gifts are lame. Especially the “voice in binary code” sweater.

    • No way! Eating raccoons is awesome! Mmmmm! Natural rabies carriers…Yum! Yum! Yum!!
      As for the binary code sweater… 01101001011101000010000001101001011100110010000001100001011101110110010101110011011011110110110101100101!!!

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