New in Theatres · March 30, 2012
Mediocrity is the theme with this week’s new releases. Moviegoers will be treated to ‘Wrath of the Titans‘. The follow-up to 2010’s sort of successful ‘Clash of the Titans‘, which was widely criticized for its poor CGI, out-right awful 3D effects and not remaining faithful enough to the 1981 original movie. Not to mention Sam Worthington is a piss-poor Perseus!
If Swords and Sandals isn’t your thing, there is always “Mirror Mirror“, a comedic take on the Snow White fairy tale. With Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and almost no one else of any importance in the movie, things just don’t look promising. Also, the actual visuals in this movie are ugly. The costumes are hideous, the set pieces are unattractive. It just looks like a mess! In fact, the only good looking thing in the movie is Armie Hammer!
Your best best this week is to go see ‘The Hunger Games‘ again!
WRATH OF THE TITANS
“Feel the Wrath.”
Directing: Jonathan Liebesman
Writing: Dan Mazeau, David Johnson (screenplay, story), Greg Berlanti, (story), Beverley Cross (1981 screenplay)
Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Rosamund Pike, Ralph Fiennes
Price of Admission will get you: better 3D, better special effects, and a better hair-do for Perseus… and that is all.
Running Time · 99 min
Genre · Action / Adventure / Fantasy
Rating · PG-13
“One Bad Apple.”
Directing: Tarsem Singh
Writing: Jacob Grimm, Wilhelm Grimm (original story), Melissa Wallack, Jason Keller (screenplay)
Starring: Lily Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane
Price of Admission will get you: a $15 version of ABC’s ‘Once Upon A Time’, this time with Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and a lot of really ugly costumes. Basically you’ll be more than happy to chow down on that poison apple by the end!
Running Time · 106 min
Genre · Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Fantasy
Rating · PG
“Meet Doug, The Nicest Guy You’ll Ever Fight.”
Directing: Michael Dowse
Writing: Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg (screenplay), Adam Frattasio, Doug Smith (novel)
Starring: Seann William Scott, Jay Baruchel and Alison Pill
Price of Admission will get you: a good ol’ fashioned Canadian hockey movie full of enough blood and violence to satisfy any moviegoer! Fuckin’ right, eh!?
Running Time · 92 min
Genre · Comedy / Sport
Rating · R
Also In Limited Release:
Directing: Lee Hirsch
Starring: Alex, Ja’Maya, Kelby, David Long
Genre · Documentary
Rating · NR
Directing: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
Starring: Clive Owen, Carice van Houten, Izán Corchero, Ella Purnell
Running Time · 100 min
Genre · Horror / Thriller
Rating · NR
Posted on March 30, 2012, in ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES & FILMS, NEW IN THEATRES, OPINION, WEEKEND PREVIEW and tagged Bully, entertainment, Intruders, Julia Roberts, Liam Neeson, Mirror Mirror, movies, New In Theatres, Sam Worthington, Wrath of the Titans. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.